Need a Husband?

Are you looking for a husband? Someone to cuddle up with on cold nights, bring you flowers for no reason at all and all that good stuff husbands do?

Sorry, that's not what I have here, but what I do have is a "husband" that...

Doesn't watch football.
Never breaks wind.
Always willing to please.
Always faithful.
And floats.

All very good qualities, just not real sure about the floating thing. Anyway, does that sound like what your looking for? Well here he is, the Inflatable Husband.

Just so everyone knows I already have a husband, a living breathing husband, so I am not in need of one of these at this time but...

Thanks anyway Bob!

--Tina